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dancingloki:

bionysus:

deanwinchestev:

you know what pisses me off? what really gets my goat? that sean bean’s birth name was shaun bean but he changed it to sean bean to screw with people. you want to know why sean bean dies in everything? because god is punishing him for this.  

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are you fucking kidding me

THIS IS THE SINGLE BEST THING I HAVE EVER LEARNED

refinery29:

President Obama, aka the Dad Joke POTUS, just released the most glorious seven minutes of bad Thanksgiving puns you’ve ever heard

President Obama explained that after last year, his daughters decided they couldn’t put up with his dad jokes, so he was joined at the pardon by his adorable two nephews! President Obama is clearly letting his full nerd hang out now. (Yes he cran!) The full video of jokes is truly worth the click.

Gifs: whitehouse.gov

WATCH THE VIDEO

  #he's my fave  
hannigraham:
“ I was looking at selfie sticks on amazon and i think this review is so sweet and cute
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hannigraham:

I was looking at selfie sticks on amazon and i think this review is so sweet and cute

memeufacturing:

level 0: Pupper
level 1: Doggo
level 2: Dogger
level 3: Boof

4 word horror story

mitochondrionion:

jontronshat:

pajama-zam:

jontronshat:

imhangingwhataboutyou:

jontronshat:

“I heard my wife knock on the bathroom door, but then I remembered…. our bathroom doesn’t have a door”

I’m sorry, but the confusion of why your bathroom doesn’t have a door far outweighs any feelings of horror this might evoke.

can’t afford door.. the horror here is the realities of life

So what fuck was your wife knocking on

this dick

It’s not even 4 words???

  #this is a mess  

goth-aunt:

bob-belcher:

me entering a group chat

I’m gonna KMS

lomendas:

can we please remember this before vine dies